Is the Incredible Hulk Contagious?

So it's literally like 4 minutes before my son is supposed to walk out the door for school and he walks into the kitchen matter of factly and says, holding up his hand as evidence: "Mom, my hand is all green."

My eyes go wide. Indeed, son, it is.



I hang my head and stifle a laugh at his serious demeanor.
(Is this green marker on hands run amok or what?!)

Deep breath. "Son, how did this happen?"
Again, very serious: "I don't know, mom. I just looked down and my whole hand was green".

**we scrubbed, scrubbed, scrubbed. The shade of green lighten a fair amount. I still have no idea how he so thoroughly dyed his skin, but it matched his shirt well so we figured we could send him to school regardless.